Police: GA Man, Joseph Lee Stringer, Charged with Shoplifting After Stuffing Rotisserie Chicken, Chicken Wings in Pants

MORON: Joseph Lee Stringer of Kingston, Ga., was arrested and charged with shoplifting after police said he stuffed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants and walked out of a Walmart without paying for the items. I am dying to see this fool's photograph.

Police said the man left the store through its Garden Center with the items in his pants on Tuesday afternoon. The records said Stringer was released on a $1,350 bond. Source: Augusta Chronicle

On first glance, people must have thought he was packing like a mutha and well-endowed. LMAO. Still, the thought that anyone could buy rotisserie chicken and chicken wings in Wal-Mart is amazing. Obviously the chicken and wings were not hot enough, or else he could not have withstood that much heat coming from his pants.