David Ranck, Miami-Dade Prosecutor, Punches Pizza Delivery Lady, Suspended Without Pay

Talk about serious hypocrisy. David Ranck, a veteran Miami-Dade prosecutor, faces battery charges after allegedly getting into a scuffle with Yudisceus Rodriguez de Armas, a pizza delivery woman, last weekend. Talk about a prosecutor gone wild!

According to police reports, Ranck and the unidentified woman got into a shouting match when the delivery person couldn't get into the attorney's gated community. After a bit of shouting that woke the neighbors, the woman told Ranck to come downstairs if he wanted his pizza. Ranck did and punched the woman in the arm, Miami-Dade police said. He also knocked off her snazzy pizza delivery visor.

Ranck said the woman tapped him with her car, which sparked the altercation. Police sided with the pizza woman on Saturday, but did not take Ranck to lock up. He was released on his own recognizance. Source: NBC Miami

Now, this is the nutjob you want to defend a case with a straight face? They should have locked him up just to prove a point. He's no better than the common person on the street who gets into a fight. Miami-Dade County State Attorney's Office has suspended Ranck without pay.