Koran-Burning FL Pastor Terry Jones Announces 2012 Presidential Run as Independent Against Barack Obama

George W. Bush set the bar so low, that any natural-born American fool can run for the presidency. Enter Koran-burning Florida pastor Terry Jones, who announced his bid for the White House as an Independent. Um, hell will literally freeze over and donkeys will be flying if this moron becomes our next president. According to the International Business Times, he said he was motivated to announce his "candidacy" (hysterically funny), because of the country's harsh economic reality. This is a man who doesn't know the meaning of the word diplomacy. He said he would "endorse" Herman Cain if his bid is unsuccessful. Yeah, the blind leading the blind.