I thought I heard just about everything, but this one is a definite first. Stephanie Lighten, 26, was arrested for assaulting her wife, Jennifer. Want to hear more? Stephanie was charged with allegedly trying to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen. "Jennifer said that Stephanie had a 'turkey baster and her brother's semen in a sealed container." This is too funny.Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, was released on personal recognizance after denying the allegations in Central Berkshire District Court Wednesday morning. Jennifer Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report. Jennifer told investigating officers that Stephanie "has been talking about trying to impregnate (her) for some time," police said.How do you see these two women and keep a straight face? I would double over in laughter. This is too funny. Hey, Stephanie, you can't just play doctor. Your wife isn't your Thanksgiving meal. turkey. Turkey baster! Hilarious.
According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn't want to get pregnant." The device was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip, police said, and it was still in its original package when officers confiscated the item. That's allegedly when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her, police said.
When Stephanie went to retrieve an ice pack from the freezer, Jennifer bolted from the apartment and attempted to get away in the couple's sport utility vehicle, police said. As Jennifer pulled away from the scene, Stephanie "jumped on the side of their vehicle, swung the door open and made (Jennifer) stop," Steinman said. Source: The Berkshire Eagle
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