TRENDING: Maria Mar Arjona Tries to Sneak Common-Law Husband Juan Ramirez Tijerina Out of Mexican Prison in Suitcase

TRENDING: Maria Mar Arjona tries to sneak common-law husband, Juan Ramirez Tijerina, out of a Mexican prison in a suitcase after a conjugal visit. What a dumb ass! According to CBS News, police in the state of Quintana Roo said staff at the prison in Chetumal noticed that the woman seemed nervous and was pulling a black, wheeled suitcase that looked bulky. On closer inspection, they found Tijerina curled up inside in the fetal position. Well, he won't be having anymore conjugal visits.